Fuck. You.
You may have just given birth not that long ago and although I have yet to give birth, I know it still hurts. So whydontcha just shut your face about how you experienced NO PAIN WHATEVER. Quotes like this,make us think you're the biggest liar ever.
"It wasn't painful, not even a little bit. The whole time, my head was so focused..every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So it wasn't like, 'Oh what pain'. The second day, I was walking, I was washing dishes, I was making pancakes in the kitchen."Seriously. Either you had some seriously good drugs that you don't wanna admit to or you did not actually give birth. You can't seriously push something the size of a watermellon out of something that only opens to 10cm and feel no pain. Some people can't even poop without pain. So I declare you a big fat liar. Mmmkay?
Love,
Jenn
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