Monday Night Blues

It's just one of those days that seems to go on forever. You look at the clock and it's 8:15. You look again in what feels like an hour later and it's 8:16. I sit here with my latest obsession...Ugly Betty..on DVR, loving the Betty and Henry on/off/sex and living together relationship. Oooo that relationship is so HAWT!!! In my opinion, this sandwich guy Gio needs to get the hell outa dodge. Oh and Charlie...that cheating BITCH! Grrr...I'd love to slap that girl. Beating up fictional characters aside, I digress.

I sit here with my Ugly Betty obsession alone on the couch....damn it's cold. This whole fall/winter thing just sucks. I'm so afraid to turn up the heat too...CL-P keeps raising their damn rates. It's gone up double in the past 2 years...good God. Seriously...these people at CL-P are making money hand over fist...between the random cell towers and other crazy things that they're making money off of....where's it all going? Because for some reason or another they keep deciding to rape and pillage by raising their rates. Ok...so CT might be the most expensive state to live in.....but the employers of this state need to get a clue and start paying salaries that reflect the cost of living around this hell hole. Thankfuly I finally found a company that pays really well and as soon as I rid myself of some of this debt, I can feel comfortable. But again, I tangent and I digress.

Alone on the couch....this is what the 3rd time I've typed that statement? I don't show signs of ADD do I? NAHHHHHH! The big couch that could easily fit another person to sit here and cuddle and watch TV with me. But ....nope...he's at work. My husband's work schedule blows...it really does. He used to work at the movie theater here in Danbury...but they wer seriously taking advantage of him after new mgt came in....they had him working 6 days a week...all nights, so i NEVER saw him...ever. And we were planning a wedding. How frustrating was that?
Extremely.
So..he gets recruited to this new theater and for a while...things were great....awesome schedule, actually got to spend time with my husband. Yeah...not so much anymore. His mgr gets transferred to another theater, some new girl comes in ...and it's back to the same old shit. Close, close, day off, close close close. So seriously...when we decide to have kids, he might as well just leave a sperm sample, because he's never gonna be home for us to do it the old fashion way. It's not as frustrating as it was before the wedding....but being home alone every night of the week really gets old after a few weeks. Especialy this week. I ended up with his cold...so I'm sick and my foot is re fractured...so needless to say, the house is a mess because it's a bitch to try to get around with this boot...I haven't cooked a meal other then Mac & Cheese in God knows how long...and I'm just a lonely wife damnit. As it stands, after tomorrow, I won't see him untill Saturday night. *Sigh*

Meh...oh well...So I'm pretty much done bitching and whining for now. I guess I just needed to get some stuff off my chest.

OK...Much Better! =) Back to my Ugly Betty DVR and the hot relationship of Henry and Betty.

You have to ask yourself Why...

So as the Christmas season approaches, more and more mail order catalouges are clogging up my mailbox by the day and the items are getting crazier and crazier every year. Just today, I get my usually clogging of mail junk and see this gem on the back cover:



It's called "Money To Burn"..now tell me why why WHY on earth would someone bother spending money for this? You're sending them money for them to send you money that you're going to burn?!?! What kind of Effed up logic is that?? Why not just eliminate the middle man and roll up your hard earned 15 bucks and toss it in the fireplace? It's the same thing. You still get the same outcome...burning money. I think my way is just a little bit easier...and you don't have to pay shipping and handling charges or wait 6 to 8 weeks for delivery either.

Then there's THIS humdinger of a purchase....


Now THIS has got to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life...and I've seen alot of shit in my day....ALOT. This is another thing that just makes you wonder why Why WHY would someone waste their hard earned money on this. The first thing I can think when I saw this today was .."Wow, this product is totally NOT for those who leave their lights up all year long!" I can see it now....walkin around WalMart some hot summer day and seeing a scattered few still wearing their Christmas light necklaces....same logic as the house lights right? Might as well leave those suckers on there all year...saves time for next year.

Some other random things that always lead me to wonder WHY...
- Why do you always have to fight with public bathroom toilet paper rolls to get more then one square at a time? This always happens to me at work...no matter what stall I choose...I always end up having to take sqaure by square.
- Why do people always ride your bumper when you're trying to change lanes on the highway? I speed up, they speed up. I slow down, they slow down. It's annoying....one thing I have to say to those a-holes who do this.....MAKE UP YOUR $&%^ MIND and STAY AWAY FROM ME ON THE ROAD.
- Why does Carrot Top keep getting work?
- Why do people look at me funny when I tell them my favorite move is Killer Klowns From Outter Space
- Why does the bank charge you money when you don't have enough in your account and then yell at you for being negative? It's their damn fault I'm negative in the first place....some nerve charging me 40 bucks for writing a 9 dollar check.

That's about it for now I guess...my shift here at I95 is comming to a close in a few min, so I'm gonna go round up my coat...sans scarf...cuz' you know, I always love some part of my body to feel nude.

Under Construction...

And thankfully not causing traffic backups. Seriously....why is it that whenever there's construction or any sort of distraction on the highway, people behind their wheels turn into slobbering idiots? They really do seem to loose all those years of experience behind the wheel of that two ton death machine.

I can hear what goes on in their heads now..."dum de dum...here we go...hands at 10 and 2....keeping up with traffic. Checking mirrors and blind spots...making sure I stay in my lane...ooo look, construction ahead, I should probably slow do---DUHHHHH....huh?? where am i? what's this circle thing i'm holding??"

But I digress...as I sit here in my controll room at the radio station doing my weekend shift at I95 the local rock station here in the Danbury area...I'm about to make my listeners very happy and give away a Led Zep CD!